Gay for someone? Send a message!

This page serves as a prewritten message, cause sometimes writing a message to take that first step is hard.

The text of the message is as follows:

Whoever sent you a link to this page probably wants to [action], and just didn't know how to politely word that.

Maybe you're also interested and were putting off taking the first step. If so, great! Here we are, you no longer have to take the first step. If not, feel free to politely decline.

Just send that someone a link to this page with some path appended to the URL. There are some actions available, which one is selected depends solely on the first character of the path, so get creative with the paths :D
Currently available actions are:

• cuddle you
• fuck you
• say hi to reach out again after not hearing from each other for a while (This message uses a slightly different phrasing because it doesn't fit into the pattern as well)
• kiss you
• be in a relationship with you
• have sex with you
• spend time together and get to know you better

Thinking of another action? Let me know! Just remember it has to start with a unique letter.

Additional matching rule for all the cool entities that use 3pp: If the path includes the string "entity", then the reader is addressed as "that one" instead of "you".